If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off
*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem
me auditioning to model
me: *goes to kitchen*
Family: Why do you stay in your room all day?
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad